
Guess what today is?
This was on the table at breakfast ...

Today, fill your cup of life with sunshine and laughter.
~Dodinsky
Oops sorry, wrong rapture ...
Q: What's the definition of a gentleman?
A: Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe, and doesn't.
Q: What's the difference between a cat in the road and a bagpipe in the road?
A: Most people would actually swerve to miss the cat.
Q: Why do pipe bands march when they play?
A: Moving targets are harder to hit.
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and an onion?
A: No one cries when you chop up an bagpipe.
Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead bagpiper in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the snake.
Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a chainsaw?
A: The chain saw doesn't have vibrato.
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a lawn mower.
A: People get upset when someone borrows their lawn mower and doesn't give it back.
Q: What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the definition of "optimism"?
A: A bagpiper with a beeper.
Q: What's the range of a bagpipe?
A: Twenty yards if you have a good arm.
Q: Why do pipers walk when they play?
A: They are trying to get away from the sound!
Someone once said, "You don't PLAY bagpipes, you WIELD them."
Q: How can you tell the difference between bagpipe songs?
A: By their names.
Q: Why do most people hate bagpipes right away?
A: It saves time.
"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig." - Alfred Hitchcock
Although not a theatre experience, the last movie I saw before returning to the grind of a regular workweek came highly recommended by our Ann. Steve downloaded PS I LOVE YOU for me and we watched it together. I love Steve sooooooo much! He wanted to make me happy and share the experience, but he fell asleep about 30 minutes into the film and let me blubber in peace. Now THAT says love to me ...
Not too shabby, huh? Glad I was to get in some playtime along with all the other stuff. It makes me feel good that I was able to balance things. B-man even got lots of playdates and a couple of prime sleep-overs.
Could've used another week, though ...
I'm a teacher. The kids I see each day are between the ages of 11 and 18. Here are some heart-stopping statistics for the school where I teach. Please note: these number are current and real. Statistics on bullying are gathered annually by means of a Provincial survey completed by all students from grades 2-12. My school was rated about middle of the pack, which means that there are several schools that received more disturbing statistics than the ones I'm sharing here.
67% of students in my school have been bullied in the past 12 months.
Between grade 5 and grade 7, the frequency of bullying incidents increases by almost 40%.
6% of the students here are bullied on a daily basis. 10% have been enduring it for more than a year. 27% of our kids here are afraid to come to school because of bullying. 3% have missed school more than once because of it.
Of the types of bullying that occur, verbal and social bullying are more than twice as common as physical intimidation. Incidences of cyber bullying have more than tripled in the past year.
Despite all this, 82% of bullying victims have not told an adult that the bullying was taking place. Many didn't think anything could or would be done about it, but an alarming number simply didn't want to be labelled "snitch" or "squealer".
86% of students have witnessed someone being bullied this year. Only 13% reported the incident to an adult. 80% didn't want to get involved.
What can we do to change things? Two boys from a small high school in Nova Scotia did their part and it's become a national movement. Here's how it happened:
Tomorrow, Wednesday 23 February, my son and I will wear pink shirts to school. Bullying hurts everyone. It has to stop. We can make a difference, one person at a time.
"Crazy For You Bear" (Vermont Teddy Bear Company 2005)